Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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