no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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