love makes seman taste better
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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