I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
