i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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