Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
