It's Friday. Sex?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Bring me that man meat
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
