So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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