I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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