All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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