"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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