i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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