don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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