FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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