So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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