He is such a slut. More and more my type.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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