I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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