oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wish i was in the wii world.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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