Quick, to the slutcave!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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