Sponge bath it is.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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