I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I can't put those talents on a resume
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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