Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I will pee on everything he values.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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