i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
