so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
being pregnant is like rehab
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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