Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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