You really coming over, don't trick.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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