But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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