Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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