dude i'm inner monologue high
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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