You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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