I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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