Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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