Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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