If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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