Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just saw a hot homeless man
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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