Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Also, beer. Big fan.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I love you.
Bad choice
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