After last night, I could never be a politician.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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