cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My ass is underappreciated
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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