I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
