your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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