hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
is it fun? or sober?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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