AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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