Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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