Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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