But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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