thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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