I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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