At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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