I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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