So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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