i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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