please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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