When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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