HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize
