he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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