No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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